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Orjinalden alıntı: samimseniöldürürüm

quote: Orjinalden alıntı: samimseniöldürürüm You: bro. You: it is time to wake up Stranger: it gets old so fast........ You: time to wake up and see what is happening outside Stranger: i am looking outside right now You: and ? You: what can u see You: ? Stranger: there is the sea Stranger: and seagulls You: lie Stranger: ships You: a big lie You: u see my balls outside Stranger: well, i guess they're too small do you have an microscope? You: and my huge pen.s that can see on your window You: you can see all of my balls details outside You: the wet horrible surface of it Stranger: well, frankly i can't Stranger: it must be tiny You: but it isnt.. You: it is the sun bro You: i am talking about sun Stranger: maybe you don't have one You: sun is my ball You: and the galaxy is me Stranger: the sun?....well then you must be god i guess You: i guess not .. i am a huge.... huge thing i dont know what am i You: can u say u You: who i am ? Stranger: we must build a statue of yours.....an stabilized cock.....you don't get much fuckin i guess Stranger: i always write this fuc.n "a" wrong Stranger: what's with the "n".......forget about it Stranger: well, we don't see your cock moving lord Stranger: you are a virgin i guess? You: nooo i am fu.king other sun systems and other galaxies Stranger: well as we see the sun doesn't move Stranger: it's just your hand i guess....your hand and you You: when night come up i am going to find my sex partner Stranger: good luck with that

Stranger: yo!
You: i will destroy your planet
You: go away
You: you re chosen one
You: i have to save you
Stranger: go ahead save me
You: ok
You: come outside
You: with your laptop
You: your laptop is high technology for us
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i don't feel like it right now
Stranger: maybe later
You: but i have to save you bro
Stranger: ET PHONE HOME
You: really have to
You: oke
Stranger: ahaha.
You: wait
You: i will think somethimg
Stranger: ahaha i have a prother
You: we have to do something
You: ah ok
You: look to your screen
Stranger: ok whats teh plan?
You: 2 minutes
Stranger: ok
You: without closing your eyes
Stranger: sure
You: because when you close i cant get you from internet
You: i have to download you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're funny
You: wait
You: look to the screen
You: focus bro
You: you have to focus
You: and
You: start to hold your penis
Stranger: i am damnit
Stranger: don't have one
You: no prob
Stranger: can't do that for you
You: you have to hold your vagine
You: it will be succeeded
You: believe me
You: chosen one
Stranger: ahahaha

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Orjinalden alıntı: iloveyouhagi

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You: Huu, komşu komşu oğlun geldimi?
Stranger: geldi geldi:)
You: Ne getirdi?
Stranger: incik boncuk..
You: Kime kime?
Stranger: sana bana.. zuaahhh
You: Başka kime?
Stranger: kara kediye..
You: Kara kedi nerde?
Stranger: ağaca çıktı:):)
You: Ağaç nerde?
Stranger: balta kesti.
You: Balta nerde?
Stranger: suya düştüü
You: Su nerde?
Stranger: inek içti…
You: İnek nerde?
Stranger: dağa kaçtı :)
You: Dağ nerde??
Stranger: yandı bitti kül oldu..
You: baba eywallah.
You: yıllardır hep oynamak istemiştim:)
Stranger: zuuahh süpersin ya
You: hadi bye dostum
Stranger: byee:)
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Orjinalden alıntı: GameisOver

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Stranger: kentucky, you?
You: fried chicken
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